Damien: The Musical!
Here’s an idea from me:
Sung to the tune of “On My Own” from Les Miserables
Download the song here for reference:
http://www.box.net/public/0o34jb1yec#f2946001
(Hover mouse over the title to see it, it’s 8th up from the bottom!)
On My Head
What is this mark, what does it mean, where can I run to?
Without a comb, all these split ends, and itchy scalp how can it be true?
I have this mirror here to make every-thing clear.
Sometimes I run out to the pier
when everybody else is sleeping
I scream and cry and wonder why the heck I’m weeping
The numbers on my head,
I wish I was Thorn’s real son instead.
On my head
why oh why oh why me?
All alone
a jackal for a mommy
In the darkness, Mark still wonders ’bout me
he tries to sing me lullablies
but I just want some corned beef
In the rain
Neff makes me do pushups
He doesn’t want
satan’s son to be a creampuff
I try my best but
I’m under too much pressure
And all I think is
if I’m the Beast
why can’t I control weather?
And I ask why all around me die?
Aunt Marion and Atherton just dropped like flies
And although I know it in my heart
I don’t think I killed Joan Hart
I hate this
and Mark will find out soon
He will know my evil awful secret
and I might
have to smother him with a pillow
or make his brain explode inside –
something that won’t show
I’m Damien
But every day I’m learning
All my life, I’ve only been pretending
can’t be a Thorn
no matter how I want to
I’ve got three sixes on my head
– it’s not just a tattoo!
Why me
why me
why me
can’t get them
off my head!
